Skip to product information
1 of 19

Gen-X Hoodie — "I died once when I was six and my mom told me to walk it off" Retro Humor Sweatshirt

Gen-X Hoodie — "I died once when I was six and my mom told me to walk it off" Retro Humor Sweatshirt

Regular price $31.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $31.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Soft, cozy hooded sweatshirt with a dry-witty Gen X message across the chest. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood feel lived-in right away. The front print uses a distressed red “GEN‑X” headline with a smaller, deadpan line below that reads, “I died once when I was six and my mom told me to walk it off,” giving this hoodie an ironic, tongue-in-cheek voice that lands with anyone who remembers growing up in the 80s and 90s. It wears like a familiar favorite — warm on cool evenings, durable through repeat washes, and subtle enough to pair with jeans, a beanie, or an old concert tee. Comfortable fit, tear‑away label, and OEKO‑TEX–friendly dyes make it easy to reach for on slow mornings, road trips, or backyard bonfires.

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and quick storage
- Adjustable drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth, softness, and printability
- No side seams (tubular knit) and tear-away label for a smooth, comfortable fit
- Print methods: DTG front design with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery options available

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Size
Color
Quantity

View full details

Collapsible content

Collapsible row

Collapsible row

Collapsible row