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Gen X Raised on Hose Water & Neglect T-Shirt — Retro Funny Vintage Humor Tee

Gen X Raised on Hose Water & Neglect T-Shirt — Retro Funny Vintage Humor Tee

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A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that wears its Gen X pride with a wink. The soft, midweight cotton feels familiar and sturdy, while the distressed vintage-inspired lettering—'GEN X RAISED ON HOSE WATER & NEGLECT'—lands somewhere between nostalgic humor and honest confession. Wear it while swapping stories about mixtapes and dial-up, hauling boxes to a first apartment, or laughing with old friends at a backyard cookout. It reads like a memory you nod at and a joke you can only tell to people who lived it. The shirt’s classic crew cut and relaxed fit let it slide easily into everyday life: layered under a flannel, paired with worn jeans, or thrown over pajama shorts for a weekend of low-key comfort.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, streamlined silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Mix of DTF (sleeve/neck) and DTG (main print) methods for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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